A performer in a yellow alien costume and face makeup hovering behind an image of the earth against a dark galaxy.

6 – 19 Apr

Lukas Meintjes: B48Y Crash Lands on Earth! Australia

Collingwood locals were shaken last night after a UFO ploughed straight into the infamous gay nightclub [redacted] on Peel Street. Witnesses say the club goers thought it was part of a drag show gone horribly wrong until the smoke cleared.

A single being emerged from the wreckage, with one witness describing it as 'kind of messed up'. Local drag queen Shirley Knot alleges the being stole two of her wigs and her vape, but this cannot be confirmed.

An extraterrestrial clown show that asks - can you teach this alien how to be human?

Date	Times
Mon 6 Apr	7:45pm - 8:45pm
Tue 7 Apr	7:45pm - 8:45pm
Thu 9 Apr	7:45pm - 8:45pm
Fri 10 Apr	7:45pm - 8:45pm
Sat 11 Apr	7:45pm - 8:45pm
Sun 12 Apr	7:45pm - 8:45pm
Mon 13 Apr	7:45pm - 8:45pm
Tue 14 Apr	7:45pm - 8:45pm
Wed 15 Apr	7:45pm - 8:45pm
Thu 16 Apr	7:45pm - 8:45pm
Fri 17 Apr	7:45pm - 8:45pm
Sat 18 Apr	7:45pm - 8:45pm
Sun 19 Apr	7:45pm - 8:45pm