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Two actors on a stage in front of a black curtain, improvising a scene in front of an audience.
Until 19 Mar

Improvised Comedy: F#*k This, I Quit

  • Comedy
  • Theatre

Every Friday at 7pm, your host asks the audience about work: the boss who replied-all to end your week, the customer who wanted to speak to a manager about the weather, the 'quick 5-minute chat' that ate your lunch break. The cast takes those true stories and makes up scenes from them on the spot, right in front of you.

Nothing is rehearsed, so no two shows are the same. They've been doing this since 2018, across more than 250 shows. You don't have to tell a story to come along. Share as much or as little as you like, or sit back and enjoy someone else's terrible day at the office.

Theory Bar is downstairs if the week calls for a drink first.

Hours

Date Times
Fri 20 Nov
  • 7pm - 8pm 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Fri 27 Nov
  • 7pm - 8pm 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Fri 4 Dec
  • 7pm - 8pm 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Fri 11 Dec
  • 7pm - 8pm 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Fri 15 Jan
  • 7pm - 8pm 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Fri 22 Jan
  • 7pm - 8pm 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Fri 29 Jan
  • 7pm - 8pm 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Fri 5 Feb
  • 7pm - 8pm 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Fri 12 Feb
  • 7pm - 8pm 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Fri 19 Feb
  • 7pm - 8pm 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Fri 26 Feb
  • 7pm - 8pm 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Fri 5 Mar
  • 7pm - 8pm 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Fri 12 Mar
  • 7pm - 8pm 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Fri 19 Mar
  • 7pm - 8pm 7:00pm - 8:00pm

Location

Level 1
The Improv Conspiracy
1/19 Meyers Pl
Melbourne 3000

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Adult / general $24
Student / concession $20
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Two castmembers for Wankernomics sitting close together, one looking sideways at the other who is looking blankly ahead.
8 Dec

Wankernomics: Show_4v.1_Final_USETHIS

A thought leadership seminar that goes horribly wrong.

  • Comedy
  • Theatre
Performance team of four wearing costumes, on a small stage with red curtains, in front of a seated audience.
Until 29 Nov

Dice Goblins

An epic monthly Dungeons and Dragons campaign where improvisers go on a perilous adventure.

  • Comedy
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Until 12 Dec

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  • Comedy
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A man and woman recreate ancient Greek sculptures alongside ancient marble statues against a black background.
4 – 6 Dec

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Completely improvised modern myths, based on the ancient ones, with a different show every night.

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