View of Melbourne from across the Yarra River

26 Mar – 19 Apr

Con Coutis: Joke Protocol

Con Coutis returns with his inimitable tech wizardry to search for a priceless artefact. To further his career, he’ll need to break in, steal it, make some jokes and get out alive before his parking runs out.

Joke Protocol is like being inside a really funny spy movie. To add to the immersion, the show makes use of surround sound and some other tech trickery you'll have to see to believe.

Date	Times
Thu 26 Mar	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Fri 27 Mar	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Sat 28 Mar	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Sun 29 Mar	8:30pm - 9:30pm
Tue 31 Mar	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Wed 1 Apr	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Thu 2 Apr	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Fri 3 Apr	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Sat 4 Apr	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Sun 5 Apr	8:30pm - 9:30pm
Tue 7 Apr	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Wed 8 Apr	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Thu 9 Apr	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Fri 10 Apr	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Sat 11 Apr	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Sun 12 Apr	8:30pm - 9:30pm
Tue 14 Apr	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Wed 15 Apr	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Thu 16 Apr	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Fri 17 Apr	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Sat 18 Apr	9:30pm - 10:30pm
Sun 19 Apr	8:30pm - 9:30pm

From $26 to $33

Adult / general $32
Senior $32
Student / concession $28

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