Zain Seven: LoveBomb
Zain Seven is the immigrant your mum warned you about – charming, polite and spiritually unstable.
Born in Pakistan, forged in Adelaide and now terrorising Australia one punchline at a time, Zain blends brown-guy logic with theological chaos, geopolitical delusion and the confidence of a man raised on cricket disappointment.
In Lovebomb, he dismantles the emotional circus of modern identity – race, religion, sex, visas, parents, trauma, Tinder, God, footy and Centrelink – then throws it back at the audience as a comedy grenade.
Zain riffs on being Muslim but in love with Jesus, Pakistani but mistaken for Indian, and an immigrant who keeps ending up at protest marches purely for Uber surge pricing. Along the way he explains why kangaroos are donkeys on meth, why Pakistani cricket is a divine curse and why Australian men measure status by high schools.
Sharp, shameless and chaotic, Lovebomb is loud, irreverent and unexpectedly sweet.
Hours 
| Date | Times |
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| Fri 27 Mar |
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| Sat 28 Mar |
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| Sun 29 Mar |
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Location 
Speakeasy Theatre
522 Flinders St
Melbourne 3000
Price and bookings
From $20 to $30
| Adult / general $30 |
| Senior $20 |
| Student / concession $20 |