Lowest Prices are Just the Beginning...

The Easter long-weekend dawns, just as something far less wholesome than a chocolate egg is hatching in the hardware aisles.

For the first time, the cult returns during the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. With the Easter rush hitting fever pitch, the team’s red polos are freshly ironed, name badges polished to divine shine, and each of them has spent the past months perfecting their rituals.

After sell-out seasons and cult-level devotion, the lore deepens. The rituals sharpen. And the discounts, somehow, get more suspicious. Step once more into the fluorescent-lit fever dream of the world’s most spiritually compromised hardware store. This hour of improvised comedy dives into the DIY delirium of Bunnings in April-where spiritual awakening can be found between the mulch bags, and the ominous rabbit figure in the outdoor furniture section definitely wasn’t part of corporate’s seasonal décor plan.

Your Easter-inspired renovation ideas spark a new improvised saga each night.