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Two actors posing – one standing with a paper plane and the other sitting cross-legged on a box – on a room with a red floor and blue wall.
Until 28 Mar

Do Not Pass Go

  • Theatre
  • Entertainment

Laced with acerbic humour, Do Not Pass Go turns hustle culture inside out to ask: when the system is built to break you, what’s left to hold onto?

Flux and Penny are colleagues whiling away their lives in the nondescript purgatory of a workplace no-one seems to run, doing a job no-one can explain, in a system neither of them really believe in. Clocked on, but gradually checking out. As their conversations drift away from work – into politics, their personal lives, and whether any of it still matters – their hot takes cool to something closer to connection. Together, they follow the precarious path to ‘work friends’, searching for common ground in a world that feels increasingly broken.

Since debuting Hungry Ghosts in 2018, screenwriter and playwright Jean Tong (Heartbreak High, Flat Earthers: The Musical) has cemented their place as one of the most exciting contemporary voices in Australian writing.

Two actors in costume performing on a small stage in front of a piano and velvet curtain.
Special offer Melbourne Theatre Thursdays: 5 Mar

Enjoy piano bar cocktail hour before the show, with live music and a free drink, from 6.30pm.

Learn more

Hours

Date Times
Fri 20 Feb
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Sat 21 Feb
  • 1.30pm - 3.30pm 1:30pm - 3:30pm
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Mon 23 Feb
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Tue 24 Feb
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Wed 25 Feb
  • 1.30pm - 3.30pm 1:30pm - 3:30pm
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Thu 26 Feb
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Fri 27 Feb
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Sat 28 Feb
  • 1.30pm - 3.30pm 1:30pm - 3:30pm
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Mon 2 Mar
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Tue 3 Mar
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Wed 4 Mar
  • 1.30pm - 3.30pm 1:30pm - 3:30pm
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Thu 5 Mar
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Fri 6 Mar
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Sat 7 Mar
  • 1.30pm - 3.30pm 1:30pm - 3:30pm
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Mon 9 Mar
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Tue 10 Mar
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Wed 11 Mar
  • 1.30pm - 3.30pm 1:30pm - 3:30pm
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Thu 12 Mar
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Fri 13 Mar
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Sat 14 Mar
  • 1.30pm - 3.30pm 1:30pm - 3:30pm
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Mon 16 Mar
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Tue 17 Mar
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Wed 18 Mar
  • 1.30pm - 3.30pm 1:30pm - 3:30pm
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Thu 19 Mar
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Fri 20 Mar
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Sat 21 Mar
  • 1.30pm - 3.30pm 1:30pm - 3:30pm
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Mon 23 Mar
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Tue 24 Mar
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Wed 25 Mar
  • 1.30pm - 3.30pm 1:30pm - 3:30pm
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Thu 26 Mar
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Fri 27 Mar
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Sat 28 Mar
  • 1.30pm - 3.30pm 1:30pm - 3:30pm
  • 7pm - 9pm 7:00pm - 9:00pm

Location

The Lawler
Southbank Theatre
140 Southbank Blvd
3006

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Price and bookings

From $49 to $95

Book online for Do Not Pass Go

Contact details

  • telephone number: 03 8688 0800
  • email address: info@mtc.com.au
  • Visit website for Do Not Pass Go
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Accessibility

  • Assisted listening
  • Audio description
  • Auslan interpreted
  • Captioned event
  • Mobility access

All accessibility information is self-reported by the listing owner. It has not been verified by the City of Melbourne.

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