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5 – 11 Oct

Saltwater Girls

  • Comedy
  • Theatre

Saltwater Girls is a darkly funny new work by Lana Filies about attending an all girls Catholic school, discovering her sexuality, and trying to make sense of all the things she was taught to be ashamed of.

Through storytelling, poetry and song, Lana moves between memories of girlhood, first crushes, Catholic rituals, complicated relationships and the difficult business of becoming yourself. There are hymns, school bells, Gossip Girl, a healthy amount of lesbian yearning and, inevitably, Sappho.

Hours

Date Times
Mon 5 Oct
  • 6pm - 7pm 6:00pm - 7:00pm
Tue 6 Oct
  • 6pm - 7pm 6:00pm - 7:00pm
Wed 7 Oct
  • 6pm - 7pm 6:00pm - 7:00pm
Thu 8 Oct
  • 6pm - 7pm 6:00pm - 7:00pm
Fri 9 Oct
  • 6pm - 7pm 6:00pm - 7:00pm
Sat 10 Oct
  • 6pm - 7pm 6:00pm - 7:00pm
Sun 11 Oct
  • 6pm - 7pm 6:00pm - 7:00pm

Location

Vault 2
The Motley Wherehaus
432 Queen St
Melbourne 3000

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Price and bookings

From $22 to $45

Adult / general $30
Student / concession $22
Book online for Saltwater Girls

Contact details

  • email address: info@themotley.com.au
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Also part of Melbourne Fringe Festival

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9 – 18 Oct

Tegan Higginbotham: Follow That Turtle!

Award-winning comedian Tegan Higginbotham is back with an unmissable hour of stand-up gold.

  • Comedy
  • Theatre
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Until 11 Oct

Marketing Man

Satirical chaos that tears the lid off hustle culture, hype mythology, and the dark art of the sell.

  • Comedy
  • Entertainment
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Until 4 Oct

Till the Day I Die

A new production of Clifford Odets' once-banned anti-fascist play, staged on the back of a truck.

  • Theatre
  • Entertainment
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Until 4 Oct

Mrs Lovett's Famous Meat Pies Grand Reopening Extravaganza

Peel back Mrs Lovett’s meat curtains and experience an immersive night of gore, vore and more.

  • Comedy
  • Cabaret

Only In The City

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Uncover secret rooms, historic architecture and iconic landmarks found only in the city.

  • Free
  • Hidden gem
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Things you can only do in the city

There's only one place to find these rare Melbourne experiences and secret spots.

  • Tour
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Things you can only eat in the city

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  • Restaurant
  • Fine dining

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30 Sep – 8 Oct

Welcome to Hell

Multiple award-winning comedian Andy Balloch is back with a hilarious corporate onboarding.

  • Comedy
  • Theatre
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6 – 10 Oct

Roisin McAlinden: Fairytale Ending

A funny feminist anti-fairytale using sharp and excruciatingly dark humour from Roisin McAlinden.

  • Comedy
  • Theatre
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30 Sep – 11 Oct

Dune But Worse

A live clown parody retelling of Frank Herbert's sci-fi epic, Dune.

  • Comedy
  • Theatre
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30 Sep – 18 Oct

Lost in Translation

Famous film scripts put through an online translator a dozen times and read live on stage.

  • Comedy
  • Theatre
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The City of Melbourne respectfully acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the land we govern, the Wurundjeri Woi-wurrung and Bunurong / Boon Wurrung peoples of the Kulin and pays respect to their Elders past and present. We acknowledge and honour the unbroken spiritual, cultural and political connection they have maintained to this unique place for more than 2000 generations.

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