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Comedian Kru Haralle in a yellow blazer with hands in her hair and mouth slightly open.
6 – 10 Oct

Don't Screw the Kru

  • Comedy
  • Entertainment

What happens when you move across three countries and five cities? You turn chaos into a personality trait.

From Mumbai – New York – Brisbane – Sydney – Melbourne, chronic expat Kru Haralle left home to find home. Now she’s putting each city to the test with her own questionable 'liveability index' to answer one important question: which city screwed Kru the most?

A high-energy debut comedy hour about moving cities, clashing cultures and finding home(ish). And remember — whatever you do: Don’t Screw the Kru.

Hours

Date Times
Tue 6 Oct
  • 8pm - 8.50pm 8:00pm - 8:50pm
Wed 7 Oct
  • 8pm - 8.50pm 8:00pm - 8:50pm
Thu 8 Oct
  • 8pm - 8.50pm 8:00pm - 8:50pm
Fri 9 Oct
  • 8pm - 8.50pm 8:00pm - 8:50pm
Sat 10 Oct
  • 8pm - 8.50pm 8:00pm - 8:50pm

Location

Bard's Apothecary
7/24 Crossley St
Melbourne 3000

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Price and bookings

From $15 to $20

Adult / general $20
Senior $18
Student / concession $18
Book online for Don't Screw the Kru

Contact details

  • telephone number: 0423 316 866
  • email address: kru.haralle@gmail.com
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9 – 18 Oct

Tegan Higginbotham: Follow That Turtle!

Award-winning comedian Tegan Higginbotham is back with an unmissable hour of stand-up gold.

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  • Theatre
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28 Sep – 11 Oct

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  • Comedy
  • Entertainment
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1 – 4 Oct

Till the Day I Die

A new production of Clifford Odets' once-banned anti-fascist play, staged on the back of a truck.

  • Theatre
  • Entertainment
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30 Sep – 4 Oct

Mrs Lovett's Famous Meat Pies Grand Reopening Extravaganza

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  • Comedy
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Until 24 Nov

Comedy at the Clyde

Open mic comedy at the Clyde every Tuesday, for a night of fun with newcomers and pros.

  • Comedy
  • Entertainment
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9 – 10 Oct

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  • Comedy
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Until 18 Dec

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  • Comedy
  • Entertainment
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Until 19 Dec

Basement Comedy Club: Weekend Showcase

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The City of Melbourne respectfully acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the land we govern, the Wurundjeri Woi-wurrung and Bunurong / Boon Wurrung peoples of the Kulin and pays respect to their Elders past and present. We acknowledge and honour the unbroken spiritual, cultural and political connection they have maintained to this unique place for more than 2000 generations.

We accept the invitation in the Uluru Statement from the Heart and are committed to walking together to build a better future. For more information, visit Aboriginal Melbourne.

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