A woman and man wearing clown makeup, smiling, with their hands around each other's throats.

Until 18 Oct

FU*K! I Killed the Director

Blood-splattered silks, taut hairnets and two actors performing Romeo and Juliet moments after killing their director. Accidentally.

Do not expect tap-dancing, a murder weapon, 39 mimed caged doves, silk underwear or an antigravity machine.

This is a very traditional performance of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Kinda.

Date	Times
Tue 6 Oct	6:20pm - 7:20pm
Wed 7 Oct	6:20pm - 7:20pm
Thu 8 Oct	6:20pm - 7:20pm
Fri 9 Oct	6:20pm - 7:20pm
Sat 10 Oct	6:20pm - 7:20pm
Sun 11 Oct	6:20pm - 7:20pm
Mon 12 Oct	6:20pm - 7:20pm
Tue 13 Oct	6:20pm - 7:20pm
Wed 14 Oct	6:20pm - 7:20pm
Thu 15 Oct	6:20pm - 7:20pm
Fri 16 Oct	6:20pm - 7:20pm
Sat 17 Oct	6:20pm - 7:20pm
Sun 18 Oct	6:20pm - 7:20pm

From $30 to $10

Adult / general $30
Student / concession $25

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