
The award-winning hit returns — louder, funnier, and messier than ever.
Six red flags. One trans Filipina. Zero chill.
Follow D on a chaotic, laugh-out-loud ride through Melbourne’s queer dating scene — where gym bros, tech bros, tradies, and spiritual white boys collide with real heartbreak and razor-sharp comedy.
Written by Dax Carnay and directed by Beng Oh, this bold, brilliant rom-com roast is back to serve truth, trauma and way too many emotionally unavailable men.
New cast. Fresh disasters. Same iconic chaos.
Book now, before your ex does.
Hours 
Date | Times |
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Tue 8 Jul |
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Wed 9 Jul |
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Thu 10 Jul |
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Fri 11 Jul |
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Sat 12 Jul |
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Tue 15 Jul |
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Wed 16 Jul |
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Thu 17 Jul |
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Fri 18 Jul |
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Sat 19 Jul |
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Price and bookings
Adult / general $29.38 |
Student / concession $24.31 |
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